my dad is gay

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Wednesday, 29-Nov-2006 19:29:15

Little Johnny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.  All the typical answers came up --- fireman, Policeman, salesman, etc.

Little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and So the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men.  Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money. "The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little Johnny aside to ask him, Is that really true about your father?    "No," said little Johnny,  "He coaches Michigan football, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

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Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 29-Nov-2006 19:53:27

Looks like emailStripper didn't do too good a job. <grin>

ha ha ha!
Thanks,
Bob

Post 3 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Wednesday, 29-Nov-2006 20:00:33

lol michagan suck that much?

Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 29-Nov-2006 20:12:19

Michigan sucks even more.
Good joke, Troy.

Post 5 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Wednesday, 29-Nov-2006 21:03:36

ehheheheheheheh, nice one lmao!
Yes! yes! Michigan sucks!

Post 6 by frequency (the music man) on Wednesday, 29-Nov-2006 22:56:19

bob, nice. email stripper didn't strip correctly. Maybe it can learn from johnny's dad?

Post 7 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 30-Nov-2006 15:46:59

Good point Frequency. Let's hope it does 'cause obviously tROY and bucksome fat didn't learn either.

Bob

Post 8 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 30-Nov-2006 17:20:22

Beefcake Blob? Am I missing something?

Post 9 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 01-Dec-2006 9:57:46

go back to sleep Becky. We'll let you know when it's time to go home.

Bob